Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...
Some problems
A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
What is the loose skin around the pussy called?
What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman.
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard I
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard INever walk down the hall without a document...
The Dreams
A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days.The next morning they got...
Darn Candle!
On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been...
A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
A naive young girl goes into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doc, I’m getting...
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick…
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of...