Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
Valid identification
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
MD Qs and As
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? “Why does it work?”What...
Leaf
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...