Missy in heat
Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for...
Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...