Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout...
Courtroom Chaos
A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Civil War Era humor
Civil War Era Humor The following are supposedly true definitions, stories, and terms relating...
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and…
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend,...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...