A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
Angry Wife
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Things You Never Use
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...