Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
Arriving at Heaven
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Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
The story of a very short man
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Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Drinking fault finder
|A solution to all of your drinking troublesSymptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and...
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...