Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test1. Turn the radio on. When...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
Diary of an AOL User
Diary of an AOL User July 18 – I just tried to connect to...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...