Why Women Make Less
A job negotiator and a feminist were in dispute… The feminist was arguing over...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...