The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...
Germans Retain Surnames
BONN, Germany (Reuter) — Thousands of Germans are keeping unfortunate surnames such as Kotz...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Barbie and G.I. Joe
Barbie and G.I. Joe A little girl is in line to see Santa. When...
Telephone accident
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How to speak Southern
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