Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital…
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital and goes to the train station. He gets...
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night…
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...