The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs
|1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
There is 2 fags walking down the beach…
There is 2 fags walking down the beach. They are holding hands andkicking the...
Naughty Night Before Christmas
The Naughty Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat....
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
Monkey travels in space
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work…
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work,...