Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password…
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It’s her turn to guess the...
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Practicing My Art
In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of...
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...