The mistress.
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an...
Remember When (Classic)
A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show A window was...
Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...
Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to...
Souped Up Lincoln
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans....
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...