The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
Bus Full of Politicians
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...