The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...