Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists…
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a ‘Diana Tour’ – a personal...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he…
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!