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Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
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Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
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Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers…
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating somecandy, when it...
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Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Trial Of The Century
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