The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
A drill instructor at Airborne school was…
A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making...
82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....
Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES...
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
Standing in Line
This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop....
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...