Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road?
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? because, he couldn’t get his...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...