Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...