Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
The three truths in life
There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2....
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.