Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
Woman’s instructions
|THE WOMAN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to...
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...
Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...
Once when Mary was young her school…
Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided...
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Cool REAL Signs!
At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)”Best Place in Town to take a Leak”Sign over...
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...