Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
Light Bulb 3
Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with...
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
Anybody Home?
A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about...