Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...
The Miracle Show…
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites…
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner....
Courtroom Chaos
A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...