English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
COYOTE “vs” ACME
In The United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona Case No. B19293, Judge...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
The Hillary’s room
President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary’s room. She complains...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.