Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...