Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Why do Farts stink?
Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
Blonde Joke plus…
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.When a bus pulls up and opens...
WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?