A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.