Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly…
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle...
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land…
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Thanksgiving dinner prepared by kids
|A Thanksgiving Cookbookby Mrs. Geraghty’s Kindergarten ClassNOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsible for...