A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Polaks Come Back To Fish
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They...
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
I did all of that?
|After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse...