On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner…
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...