Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar…
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of...
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
Goodbye To Bin Laden
Written by a Viet Nam VetGOD BLESS AMERICA!”In Memory of The Twin Towers”Warning song...
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...