Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
5 flies in the kitchen
|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one...
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic…
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.