Finding a Chinese Jew
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Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and…
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...
Politically correct seasons greetings
POLITICALLY CORRECT SEASONS GREETINGS Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best...
I.R.S. parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...