Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
Feel Better
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
Man goes to see the Rabbi…
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to...
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Chinese and Spielberg
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he...