Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
New Rules!
Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
“E I E I O.”
|It was general question time on the “Top of the World” quiz show and...
imigration test
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
Ford
What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!