Arkansas
.. 3 million people, 15 last names.
What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!
Church Collection Distribution
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Addicted To AOL
You Might Be Addicted to AOL if……..Tech Support calls “You” for help……Someone at work...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
Strip Joint
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
Caught by alligators
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...