Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...
A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...