What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
The infertile patient!
After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
Real advertisements 06
Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don’t...
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...