Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
Don’t Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
Tea Time
Something to ponder… Do the workers at the Lipton factory get acoffee break?
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...