Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next…
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a...
Neil Armstrong True Story
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only...
Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
LEARN YOUR LESSON
|When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women…
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting...