Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
This man got his prescription for Viagra…
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple...