What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
Three old ladies
|Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
He is new to baseball
|Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!