General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
Anna’s mom….
Anna’s mother has 3 kids… the youngest daughter’s name is Penny… the middle daughter’s...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.