Memory Class
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
You Can Never Really Go Back
You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!