Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
Avoiding Wrong Career Riddle
How do some men avoid making a wrong career move?They never get a job!
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...