New scientific thoeries IV
New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number...
An elderly couple in a senior home…
An elderly couple in a senior’s home used to visit the recreation room everyday....
The mistress.
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Football Math!
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
An angel wrote…
An angel wrote:Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...