Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day…
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a...
One day there were these three boys walking down…
One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
During the Mexican/American war…
During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days...