The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...
Sister Mary K.
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store....
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
Blind Golf?
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee...
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...