Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
A few way to handle stress!
Stressed out…try some of these relaxing tidbits 1. Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose...
Harry and his wife are driving in the country…
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...